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Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Top 10 Husband Wife Jokes
Top 10 Husband Wife Jokes Which You Are Going To Enjoy So Much
Jokes are the qoutes which makes us laugh so much . Jokes are also treated as medicines because jokes makes us laugh out which keeps us healthy from mind . Jokes wash out our mental distress , keep us away from tension .
So here are some best jokes about [husband-wife] which will make you laught out so much ,
A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why dont you do that? Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.
Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, babys father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara hai
bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.
Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ?Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki..
5000 MSG free hai.
Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi
Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat hai...........
Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai
wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.
husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte hain..
Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.
Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi he.
Jokes are the qoutes which makes us laugh so much . Jokes are also treated as medicines because jokes makes us laugh out which keeps us healthy from mind . Jokes wash out our mental distress , keep us away from tension .
So here are some best jokes about [husband-wife] which will make you laught out so much ,
A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why dont you do that? Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.
Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, babys father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara hai
bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.
Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ?Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki..
5000 MSG free hai.
Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi
Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat hai...........
Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai
wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.
husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte hain..
Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.
Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi he.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Top New Wallpapers Of Golden Temple Amritsar History Location 2014
Top New Wallpapers Of Golden Temple Amritsar History And Location 2014 .
The golden temple is the most beautifull place in india . It is an sikhim mandir , which is situated in amritsar [punjab] . This temple if fully made up of real gold , the beautiness of this temple remains forever in the every peoples eyes who went at that place . This place is also known as harmandir sahib , which was officially named in march 2005 . Golden temple is the major pilgrimage for sikhs from all over the world . Not only the sikhs , But all the people who went their feel the spritual blessing of guru nanak . Golden temple is remarked in memory of every human who seen this place . At night when the candles [ deepak or diya] are placed near the temple ,then the beautiness and shinning of the temple is likely to be seen . It is a very amazing peacefull place . This is an divine spritual place for every visitors , the visitors are oftenly invited at this place from all over the world . Most people went their to vanish out their problem as they feel the divine blessings of guru sahib.
History Of The Golden Temple Amritsar :
Construction of the Golden Temple began in 1574 on land given by the Mughal emperor Akbar. The building project was overseen by the fourth and fifth Sikh Gurus. The temple was completed in 1601, but restoration and embellishment continued over the years. The temple had to be substantially rebuilt after it was sacked in the 1760s. In the early 19th century , 100kg of gold were applied to the lotus shaped dome constructed inside the temple .
Location :
The golden temple is the most beautifull place in india . It is an sikhim mandir , which is situated in amritsar [punjab] . This temple if fully made up of real gold , the beautiness of this temple remains forever in the every peoples eyes who went at that place . This place is also known as harmandir sahib , which was officially named in march 2005 . Golden temple is the major pilgrimage for sikhs from all over the world . Not only the sikhs , But all the people who went their feel the spritual blessing of guru nanak . Golden temple is remarked in memory of every human who seen this place . At night when the candles [ deepak or diya] are placed near the temple ,then the beautiness and shinning of the temple is likely to be seen . It is a very amazing peacefull place . This is an divine spritual place for every visitors , the visitors are oftenly invited at this place from all over the world . Most people went their to vanish out their problem as they feel the divine blessings of guru sahib.
History Of The Golden Temple Amritsar :
Construction of the Golden Temple began in 1574 on land given by the Mughal emperor Akbar. The building project was overseen by the fourth and fifth Sikh Gurus. The temple was completed in 1601, but restoration and embellishment continued over the years. The temple had to be substantially rebuilt after it was sacked in the 1760s. In the early 19th century , 100kg of gold were applied to the lotus shaped dome constructed inside the temple .
Location :
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